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Whenever someone asks me “fork or chopstick,” I reply with “yes please.”

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Cosmo dog costume

I was wearing scrubs and got stopped by this lady. All I heard was “What are you wearing? That’s the same thing as a cosmos dog costume.” That’s probably not what she said.

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Shake shake.

Edit: Apparently this is a penis?  ಠ_ಠ